Networking is too hard. I want something I can do today.

Two week ago my university held a business summit.  For those of you who don’t know what I mean by that, it’s a conference where a bunch of important businessy people come and tell everyone else how to be important and businessy too.  It doesn’t matter if you’re not majoring in business or trying to be a “businessperson.”  You’re trying to get a job, right?  You’re gonna be hired by a business, right?  Well then, you’re trying to be a businessperson.